AFL2010 Round.05 Gallup Poll Question
( For four AFL2010 points )

" Tipsters are asked to nominate, and tell us why, two fellow Tipsters to head the AFL2010 ticket in this years federal election. "

From Dick Dozy
I don't think I should nominate anyone. .......I'm not good at this.
I voted for Labour last election.....and look where that has got us..!!!

From Wazzadon
Wazza reckons there is only one tipstar for the job – JimB, ably assisted on the ticket by Onya.
Beer would be free and the pokies would actually pay out.

From Ozipom
I nominate JLP...because he is my Leader.
As Deputy I nominate myself because JLP needs someone to lead him.

From M.T.Head
I will nominate Sid Knee and Dr Feel , not because I want the 4 points but because I have to..M.T.Head

From Neo
Everyone has tried to say something funny....I just want 4 points.....
.... So TheSaint because he is Captain Kangaroo....And Rooboy can be his joey. :) ...Neo

From Thurra Bread
Hi Wanka, How are we supposed to know how to reply without going all over the place...?...I nominate JLP because he is a wanka and I second HardYakka because he is full of wind. Thurra Bread.

From Joe Kool
Snapshoota – 'cause if he gets the job, he will be too busy to keep an eye on what I am up to.
Snawmilla – can keep Snapshoota company when the bar opens and there is work to be done

From Multivac
JLP...Since I really do need the points, I here by nominate the following two names for AFL 2010 pre-selection.
Klever Dick...Dick Dozy
Why these two? .....Politicians are always Dicks. .......Or is it that Dicks make good politicians?.

From Sid Knee
I’m nominating myself twice, cuz no else has...!

From 9Teen66
Attention: Tallyroom
Our 2010 AFL tipsters represent just a wonderful list of candidates for the next federal election.
For the leadership, we will ideally elect two people who are rarely, if ever, at work ... thereby reducing the likelihood of the monumental stuff-ups for which our federal politicians are so famous.
Two AFL tipsters immediately spring to mind – JLP and RunningSmoke. ....Neither of them has ever been seen at work. ....In fact, neither of them even has an office. ......They both play golf on the days of the week ending with the letter “y”. .....Accordingly, they are totally oblivious to what goes on in the real world and hence less likely than most of the other candidates to meddle in affairs of State.
So , my vote in relation to the future political leadership of our nation is for the JLP/RunningSmoke ticket.

From Pettygrew
Dear JLP.....If you're talking politics then I reckon there would be none better than Comrade Gagarin and LeftTee to lead a Left wing assault on the nations top job..ah sorry that is the Australian Cricket Captain isn’t it (Left Tee would be good at that as well, stand in slips, point, talk, make no runs....)........Now back to politics, reason Comrade Gagarin – sounds like he could give a few orders here and there. .....Left Tee because he so admirably represents all those backward folk.

From SnapShoota
Dr Feel – well....he knows how to stay on top, that says enough for me.
Ably assisted by Snawmilla , who can snore his way through any dilemma and take the heat of Dr Feel.

From Uncle Jack
The wousy response to The Henry Report provided yesterday by the excuse for a govt we currently have has confirmed my long held belief that we need a dictatorship now – Hitman and CutnBlow can take it away”

From Mercurial
Hi JLP........For your Gallup pole.
Clearly HardYakka and Klever Dick. ,,.. A lot of hardyakka from a cleverdick Lib is going to be required to fix the Kruddination bankrupting and socialisation of our great country. .......Cheque is in the mail.

From Macman
Help....Help....my computer won't work right....just like the people in Canberra.
Multivac and The Saint would be ideal as our Leaders. .......I know 'em both and don't trust either of them.

From SnawMilla
Left Tee for sure – he knows more about everything than anyone I know and being a Geelong supporter helps. For Deputy....JLP – a bloke with that much time for golf must know nearly as much as Left Tee.

From Fast Forward
FastForward galloping as follows:...M.T.Head certainly qualifies as Leadership material given his name... .....all previous leaders have aptly displayed that there is nothing located where most people have their brains.
And, modestly, I have to nominate myself as deputy dork given that I treat everything as a joke...!

From Scarlett
JLP... I trust putting it in this way is ok.
If it were for WA then Dr Feel would be a standout given their warm and cuddly approach to colleagues.
At A Federal level , I favour Fibber McGoo and The Saint
Mr McGoo was pleasant but confused cartoon character. ....Add in the Fibber and you have the ideal pollie. We need more Saints especially as the halo of our peerless leader , St Kevin is looking decidedly tarnished.

From JayJay
I favour JimB for his pearls of wisdom and Onya as his Deputy for her keen negotiating skills.

From Hitman
Mozart – coz he is so knowledgeable for such a young bloke her would be ideal.
No better Deputy Head than Mt Head – coz, obviously, he can keep an eye on the rear end.

From Tiger Tuff
Tiger Tuff says:................................Vote 1 the Dick Party.
Dick Dozy and Klever Dick will make a great team to dick the country around.

From UnderPar
I favour Running Smoke as he loves the limelight in conjunction with JLP as deputy so he can strut his impeccable organisation skills.

From Stallion
OUT OF OFFICE AUTO REPLY...I will be out of the office from Monday 3/05/10 and will be back on Tuesday 04/05/12.......... For any queries on Corporate Actions please contact Julia Gillard via any TV station.
For any urgent queries please contact anybody not living in Canberra....Stallion

From Gladstone Gal
After a most entertaining, informative and at times rather chaotic Saturday evening one has to agree... (discounting vanity).... and nominate a strong couple with excellent communication skills, leadership, diplomacy and pillars of society in their community.
Gladstone Gal and TeaSea for 2010 ------ and many years to come!!
Don't forget my four points I need them after last weeks round.

From Dr. Feel
Low Watermark is the standout candidate. ...He would legalise betting in schools to ensure all children were good at maths.... Beer would be sold cheap at all tuck shops providing the children with more time with their dads. ...LowWatermarks 2nd in charge Pettygrew would take all media responsibilities and generally run the country whilst Low Watermark spent aussie tax dollars trying to win millions on the world poker tour.

From Barbell Barby
Ether Dealer and Cut n Blow because they have been having dirty affairs for years.....typical of pollies.

From The Saint
JLP... Don't the Gallup Pole questions appear on the main page anymore?
Do I need to look for them under the Gallup Pole link?... my answer therefore is...
JLP... with his skill of hiding vital information from the public... not only could he have saved the home insulation scheme but he would of convinced everyone to pay him for loss of labour when those 3 guys were killed!... and... JLP again... cause anyone who is not smart enough to answer his own gallup pole question and get an easy 4 extra points gets my vote :o).... Saint.

From Adonis
G'day JLP..... Yes, I read it again and discovered the Gallupoll question.
My two for Priminister are Eddie McGuire and Nathan Buckley. ..They are a good leadership team...GO PIES
(That was the first Gallupoll question that I can recall since I have started playing in your footy tipping comp.
You won't catch me off guard again....I will be reading the Gallupoll more carefully in future.)...Adonis

From Fruit Tingle
JLP... Eljai is the ideal candidate for PM as she doesn't mind being in charge and put inJayJay for deputy.

From LowWatermark
For PM I nominate Dr Feel , because he is full of crap and thus would be a great leader , I mean liar !!
For Deputy PM , although I don’t know the bloke, Yellow Peril gets my vote. ....Anyone trying to run last in a tipping comp and enters a response for the extra 4 points would be a great nomination.
If YellowPeril got to lead the country we can just imagine some of the ideas he would introduce.

From Hardyakka
Hi JLP..I know you are spellingly challenged but I wish you would get my name right and give me a cap ‘Y’.
OK, here’s some more crap, my 2 X Noms for leader of the ‘National Demo-crap-ic AFL Footy Tipping Party’.

Ticket #1: With credentials as pure white as Fine Cotton, ThurraBread will make an outstanding Minister for Gambling & Race Fixing...... ThurraBread has been known to bet on 2 flies crawling up a wall and win on protest..With ThurraBread as Minister of Gambling all protests will be up-held unless they‘re against her nags

Ticket #2: ...A man who stands out in any Mosh-pit and pumps up any Rave is VodkaBoy... VodkaBoy has the broad based experience to be an outstanding Minister for Youth Affairs, Binge Drinking & Substance Abuse. ....With an upbringing on the shadowy street corners of the leafy northern suburbs he has literally ‘been there & done that’ in the great classroom of life. ....Go VodkaBoy.
Gimme 4 baby.......HardYakka (with a cap Y)

From ElJai
It's gotta be JimB and JayJay............ Together they could rule the world.

From VodkaBoy
I'm too busy doing a budget to do this. HareJelly and anybody will do...FastForward maybe.

From Hollywood Hunk
Hey JLP....I need the points, therefore I nominate JPL for el presidente’ because nobody can spin it better and we’d also save big bucks on a speech writer. ....Your running mate should be Kiwi Bob, seeing that most of the Ozzie constituents seem to be coming from there or thereabouts anyway.

From Jetta
JLP...I nominate Stork...Because we need someone to deliver a better package .
As his offsider..KleverDick....... Klever Dick is obviously not much good at tipping AFL teams but we definitely need someone better than the DickHead we have at present.

From Partner
JimB...His infinite wisdom would only help to improve the country. And Cocomum Her outstanding all round knowledge and loyalty to the country and in particular the Australian cricket team make her an obvious choice.

From Ether Dealer
I nominate Yellow Peril and M.T.Head as our AFL 2010 representatives for this years Federal Election on the basis that they are both at the wrong end of the Ladder at present and only a loser would want to go into politics. .......Of course they could also be trying to win the money for being at the bottom of the ladder at the end of the year making them devious.......another political attribute.......regards...Ether Dealer.

From Derma Deus
I wasn’t able to work out how to make an entry into the Gallup Pole. .....What do I do?

From Lumbermack
Mmmmmm, federal election hey.....
I nominate JLP...he has no idea or consistency with tipping andthat fits in well with political aspirations.
Secondly, I will nominate myself, Lumbermack, cause it has to pay more than I get at my current job.

From Blue Wiggle
Mozart, as he can talk under water, and annoys me
LeftTee, he is the boss.

From JLP
The two most critical credentials to run the country are to be unpopular and stupid.
That nakes RooBoy and Comrade Gagarin shoe-ins.

From Klever Dick
I tried to access the Tallyroom website at the office...Unfortunately our internet filters at the office will not allow access to your site...... I thought they only screened for porn but apparently bullshit catches their eye as well.
My nominations are as follows.....Two Victorians Tiger Tuff (He is almost Victorian) and myself, KleverDick to bring a royal feel to the leadership. .........Regards....Klever Dick

From Mozart
For PM Blue Wiggle, he lies and runs away.
Deputy..Snapshoota, likes nothing more than to raise his glass and discuss everything except politics.

From Sir Gee
I nominate Stickhead as leader...by name alone he fits the bill..... The deputy might as well be Brownose, as most deputies are usually identified by the soles of their shoes protruding from where the sun don't shine.
Luv to all those behind me on the Ladder....Sir Gee.

From Running Smoke
Uncle Jack doesn't just kiss babies and kids...I've seen him in action at the zoo where he was on an elephant ride and called out to a passing kid..."Hey kid...do you want to help your Uncle Jack off an elephant.??"
Therefore my nomination has gotta be Uncle Jack.... For Deputy PM JLP (Justa Lazy Prick) who has taken two years to have another Gallup Poll.... Uncle Jack and JLP would make the perfect ticket for AFL2010.

From Fibber McGoo
The name you have given me would make me the perfect candidate...but humility prevents me accepting.
My nomination..obviously Chief Nerd is a must because Kevin07Rudd is exactly that.... And...all that Kevin07Rudd does when he sees a TV camera is to Brownose to the public spinning bullshit as his top priority.... Also I am adamant that I deserve an extra point because of my humility.

From Brownose
Real tough to chose from such a poor selection. ....Have to go with the only two who likely finished school. Based on their pathetic names I choose ColonelSanders & SirGee.
The rocket scientist, ComradeGagarin was a close third. ......The rest of you fools were well behind.

From Kane Tode
Well very difficult to nominate at all....but you would have to start with a queenslander say JimB.
Second you would have to nominate JLP....for his conservative bias.

From HareJelly
Ozipom – because she already runs my life so why not run the country.
Hal2010 – life would be interesting if a computer started running the country.

From JimB
To JLP...He Who Must Be Obeyed...(When emailing the Tallyroom I always like to start with a grovel.)
I am so up my self that I am scared to nominate anyone but Onya as she thinks she is so smart
And as her deputy Eljai because she is so much smarter because dhe knows never to disagree with Onya.

From ShareBare
ShareBare and JLP.
Now gimme four points, f#@**%k off and stop wasting my time.

From NetStalker
Clearly Fibber McGoo has the necessary qualifications to lead the pack supported by Hitman to take out the opposition during the campaign.

From Colonel Sanders
I nominate VietKwan & Yakuza Silk to run this great nation----with the number of boats invading our northern borders its only a matter of time anyways, so I may as well get onboard now.
P.S. can someone please tell Kiwi Bob that BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH means NO...!!!
From ColonelSanders (Tell the girls my drumstick is finger lick'n good)

From LeftTee
I nominate MT Head who dosent believe in winning, only wants to take poor suckers money,
Then Pettygrew because he looks good in a suit .

From Stickhead
Hey JLP.....So long since we did a gallup poll, here goes
I nominate two teams...as you can never be sure how long contenders will last...

FibberMcGoo..with a name like that he would go along way in federal politics especially with election promises. .....Runningmate should be Brownose also a very apt name for being an effective young politician in Canberra......Brownose is someone who will always be right behind the coach.
My second team would be headed by Leftee – the name says it all – move over Bob Brown – a new shade of Green is entering politics..... LeftTee should be accompanied by the infamous JLP because pricks always make a name for them selves in Canberra......and at Collingwood........Stickhead.

From Seiko
......................now onto the gallop poll .. as i have only meet 4 of the tipsters....I am limited in my choice as is the choice in most ballot papers..and so, reluctantly nominate JLP......his way with the written word would seem an obvious choice...and for deputy myself because I have the time to support him.

From...Hal2010
Xerxes is a definite...!! .....For deputy I have to say Cut n Blow....she could pull my vote.

From...Stork
JLP..Not knowing many of the participants personally, I thought I could only do this by elimination.
I thought Klever Dick sounded like the ideal candidate but running 35th in the tipping comp means he is not living up to his name. ...I considered Jetta because she is Mercurial but there is no point having two candidates combined into one. ....I excluded Hal2010 because I feared the name was too close to and may be a pseudonym for halitosis and that might take your breath away. ....Chief Nerd was a strong candidate but he is already running the country. .........Therefore my two candidates are.......
1.Dr Feel as I feel he may be the ideal person to take over health - trust me I am a doctor
2. Sir Gee - such a regal name and perhaps it may be our last chance to get such a person up before we become a republic. .....Regards, ....Stork

From Punters Pal
I hardly know any of the Tipsters. What about Ether Dealer..he sounds comatose...He'd fit right in in Canberra.
For his off-sider Thurra Bread...you said she lives in Yass so she won't need a travel allowance.

From RooBoy
I nominate Seiko and RooBoy. Any two who can play golf together as we do can easily run a banana republic.
(I totally agree with the eight points for Sid Knee and M.T. Head......especially since the other bottom-feeder YellowPeril.....DID respond!!)

From Kiwi Bob
Wouldn't matter who you nominate....You Ozzies over there couldn't organise a shagging on a sheep farm.

From Yakuza Silk
Obama has shown that no politician can win without using the social media to communicate with the masses. So our AFL2010 candidates must have a virtual presence. The tests for public office suitability are google hits and you tube videos. ....Therefore for Prime Minister I nominate Barbell Barbie has 92,800 google hits and looks that kill. ....She will get all straight male votes and the lesos. ....On the downside she will need to do some special campaigning for the poof vote. ...For deputy pm you can go no better than Adonis. ...With 6,570,000 google hits Adonis has extensive public recognition as our candidate. ....Adonis Should get all female votes and will secure the poof vote that Barbell Barbie may not get.

From Chief Nerd
We should do it with two chicks for a change.....Onya and Ozipom.

From Cocomum
JLP for me..(do I get double points for that..?) ..For Deputy FastForward who can talk her way out of anything.

From Wheels
Ether Dealer is keen for the nomination. ....His first election promise is to give every Tipster 4 points.
As his running mate I nominate Partner because that is a good running mate name.

From YellowPeril
In preparation for the northern takeover of Oz I call on Yakuza Silk to stand up and raise the Asian flag.
For deputy we have VietKwan, who has been embedded in Oz, as Hitman to deal with internal insurgency.

Our AFL2008 Round.1 GallupPoll question...(for four AFL2008 pts)..is.....

…” If ShareBare continues killing time is he damaging eternity..?? ”...

From Hal2008
JLP....ShareBare is an insignificant nobody. ........I refuse to answer any questions about him.
How many times do I got to tell you...I want a GallupPoll question about me..me..me..me..!!

From Partner
Yes...ShareBare is damaging eternity by killing time.
(I don't have a better answer at the moment...but...hey...it's only ShareBare......I don't need a better answerr.)

From KiwiBob
What I don't understand is why I keep coming back for your crap. ...There can only be two reasons that nobody has connected a bomb to the ignition of your car. ....The first is that the ozzie Tipsters are not good at 'do it yourself' and the second is that I don't live in Oz.

From Ether Dealer
It’s hard to imagine one person, even one with the charisma of ShareBare, being able to damage eternity, unless he’s been hitchhiking around the galaxy, contemplating the meaning of life, while mumbling 42 and trying not to step on white mice. ...Perhaps a quick whiff of something will help curb his murderous tendencies.

From Lumbermack
JLP.....stop wasting our time.
The only thing you should be worrying about is the fact that ShareBare, me and everyone else is going to beat you this year...Lumbermack. .....(Bad response Lumbermack...your name has been noted..JLP)

From Comrade Gagarin
JLP...the Gallup Poll question is filled with deep and existentialist meaning.....I am not sure I have the vernacular to answer it effectively. .....(You got that right Comrade....JLP.)

From Multivac
Q: If ShareBare continues killing time is he damaging eternity..??

Before I provide by my GallupPoll answer I thought it might be a good time to make an observation...

I noticed in the ramblings (i.e. the Tallyroom preamble to the GallupPoll question) that JLP seems to have become much more philosophical since attending Macquarie University. ...Does this mean that if JLP attended the Liberal Party Headquarters JLP would become more like John Howard or Brendan Nelson (I can't tell the difference, both are unpopular)? ....Or radio station 2GB he would become more like Alan Jones or John Laws? ....This started me thinking of places which might be interesting to have JLP attend...

.... A library? .....Libraries are full of books, and books contain knowledge. .....Does this mean JLP could become more intelligent by simply walking into a library a few times a week? .....No need to stay, simply walk in, turn around and leave. Better still, find one with a revolving door and just keep going around and around. Within a relative short time JLP could become a second Einstein or Stephen Hawkings. .....Notice that I said "Hawkings" and not "Hawkins" as in Jennifer. .....For that it would require JLP to stand on a catwalk for a century plus a hell of a lot of makeup.

..... Channel 9 at Willoughby.? ....Would that make JLP more like Eddie McGuire and therefore make JLP a Collingwood fan.? ...This make take a lot longer than the century on a catwalk as mentioned in the above point.

My answer to the GallupPoll question:....Yes..... -Multivac
(Shit....I spent so much time on the GallupPoll answer that I missed the tipping deadline...I hate you JLP..!)

From Brownose
JLP...Eternity will go on forever, damaged or not… On the other hand, ShareBare’s time is limited. ...He will lose AFL2008… Badly. .....Same in AFL2009. ....Time may kill him before he gets to AFL2010. .....Hope not.!! I want him to hang around so we get to share his $55 each year.

From Blue Vicar
My GallupPoll response....for what it's worth....is ShareBare damaging eternity...??
Unlikely, given that eternity will outwit, outplay and outlast even the ShareBares of the world.
However, I imagine eternity is the length of sentence that ShareBare could be given for his chronicide.

From Stickhead
If ShareBare continues killing time he isdamaging eternity – That is....unless he has some divine intervention from a deep and meaningful JLP to make ShareBare question his very existence....
....But....also....I should say that Collingwood is killing time by waiting to win another premiership !!!...As any Carlton supporter can tell you.....that is a wait that will last for eternity.

From Wheels
JLP...I only answer to get the 4 points......yes.

From LowWatermark
Is ShareBare damaging eternity.....I am not sure ??.....but if ShareBare knows anything please tell him to let me know so I can get as many games of golfas possible in before Armageddon..!!!

From HollywoodHunk
JLP....I read your crap.....my head hurts.....who cares....gimme four.

From Onya
Onya sez ..... maybe yes – maybe no, but then I have never been one to procrastinate !

From Ladder69
n response to the question Ladder 69 must pose another question... If eternity is has no begining and no ending and considering that space and time are bent by massive forces of gravity, such as the black hole in the back of my sock draw, how the hell is ShareBare killing said time..?

From ChessPest
Not knowing who Sharebare is makes me hazard a guess that this flasher may create a problem with entropy as the enternal path that a bare "share" moves along might show bits during the "flash" that will probably kill everyone anyway.........Now do not ask me to translate that drivvle..!!!!

From Netstalker
Eternity questions not the significance of inaction…….it ponders the realm of the affirmative spirit.
(...now that is deep....NetStalker musta nicked that reply off Socrates, Rousseau or Sartre..[I think therefore I am...etc etc]...JLP)

From Mozart
I'm with ShareBare. ..I waste time every day, Lefttee is always telling me to "hurry up and stop wasting time"

From TeaSea
I am amazed at the amount of time it took me to consider my answer.
I am depressed at the amount of time it took me to consider my answer.
My answer is...Perhaps?.
( oh!!.....does the full stop go inside or outside the question mark, or is there not one at all)
JLP....I think you're getting to me.
Love
Teasea

From JimB
As a fellow time murderer I believe that men of the world such as ShareBare and myself are making a magnificent contribution to eternity – like...where would we be without people like us.
Do not confuse us with time wasters or those with time on their hands or those who believe in a stitch in ......Note...Time is the enemy of those who don’t have enough of it – the friend of those who can afford to kill it. SHAREBARE ENJOY.

From Adonis
What am I responding to to get my 4 points..?

From BlueWiggle
I dont understand the question.
There is never enough time in the day to waste a moment, I am always running, how could anyone waste time

From MoonGoon
Moongoon suggests that time is already dead from the perspective of Arthur C. Clarke.
I may also suggest that Sharebear could be stuck in time, perhaps as far back as 2001.
Farewell Arthur, we will miss you in our dreams. HAL

From SirGee
Sharebare and I have never had the pleasure of each others company, so without knowing this person I am happy to say that Sharebare can do what he likes.....IN HIS OWN TIME.

From PuntersPal
Doesn't matter........What odds you want that none of us see it through to eternity to find out..??

From Ozipom
JLP you are a hypocrite....no-one is lazier than you are.......no way can ShareBare kill as much time as you do.

From LeftTee
Sharebare according to JLPdoes not have many friends so if he wants to waste time, no one really cares.

From YellowPeril
Western culture does not appreciate the value of time it wastes or kills everything...ShareBare fits right in.

From UncleJack
--Auto out of office reply--.....I am overseas and out of office.

From Chink Chick
JLP... ShareBare is absolutely in a damaging cycle of time mismanagement...Seen it before..suffering myself!
The only way to create a universal balance and save us all (maybe even ShareBare) is to give me four points.

From Mercurial
Sharebare's rooted and I couldn't give a rat's toss. ....Up the pussies, right up 'em. ....Go Catters and it's onto the weekend of golf. ......Catters, golf, good wine, and a darn good shag!....that's life...:-)

From Wazzadon
JLP......Wazzadon has studiously considered the question and has come to the conclusion that JLP has been alone with his thoughts for far, far too long..!

From Running Smoke
Hey JLP..... What sort of shitty question is that about Sharebare ? .....Who cares if he is killing time ?
What you should ask does he have the ticker and ability to win this years tipping comp !!!!
You have been studying philosophy too long mate. .....Worry about your own game.

From Xerxes
JLP.....To answer the question......Kevin Sheedy...who else.? (please send photo of eternity)..............Xerxes.

From Ladder69
GALLUP POLL 2010:
I hereby nominate Vietkwan and Vodkaboy.
Since Vodkaboy's choice to reside a stones throw away from the Russian embassy raises the question.... Will our next federal budget be all in the red? Ahem.
.... As for Vietkwan, well, those commies in Canberra will need a running mate won't they...?

From Pettygrew
With the new season only in Round 2, I wasn’t prepared for a GallupPoll this early, especially one so deep
It made me start thinking what really does eternity mean... “time to play as much golf as Left Tee perhaps”? Can give me some more time to ponder…..Pettygrew

From Scarlett
Wise and noble one, as you are a man of philosophical bent you will understand when I say that time is a construct of we humans and is irrelevant to eternity….....
..... which, by the way is best, experienced by watching Big Brother !.....Scarlett.

From HareJelly
HareJelly says...ShareBare must be getting pretty old now, mabye killing time is a good option for him. However Harejelly thinks ShareBare damaged eternity when he entered this wonderful world.

From 9Teen66
Dear JLP...To answer this Gallup Poll question, one really has to ask oneself “What exactly does one know about ShareBare?” ...The answer to that question, according to JLP, is: that "ShareBare, is so miserable he could make an onion cry, and seldom takes time to reflect on matters esoteric...The only thing that ShareBare enjoys doing is lazing around and killing time." .....Having therefore established that ShareBare is such a regular chap, it hardly seems likely that he would intentionally damage eternity.

However.....Unintentionally … well that’s a different matter altogether......
By tipping a Perfect Round this weekend, ShareBare has shown himself to be a bit of a loose cannon.
.... And loose cannons can damage anything from “here to eternity”! ......Respectfully....9Teen66

From Sid Knee
Killing time are a good band,......Eternity, lets hope we can figure it out before I do damage to JLP.
Who really is ShareBare......has it being sleeping with JLP? ....NO.
(Hmmmm....obviously Sid Knee mulled up some extra strong weed before he sent in that response...JLP)

From RooBoy
JLP......Sharebare has little chance of damaging eternity since, as his incredibly weird tipping demonstrates, he has little grasp on reality in the first place.!.....Rooboy

From ShareBare
Fuck off and stop wasting my time you prick...!...I had to spend an eternity thinking up that reply.
(By the way....Ozipom is 100% right in her reply..!!)

From VietKwan
JLP....... You know I have no interest whatsoever in your stupid nonsensical questions.
I only respond to them in order to gain the four points.... Vietkwan

From VodkaBoy
JLP....What is a GallupPoll..??

From Mister Clean
Hmmmm.....deep and thought provoking.....multi dimensional answers required....
......Maybe...Without any environmental study concluding there is no impact on eternity I have requested the supreme court place an injunction on ShareBare to cease killing time until the courts are satisfied otherwise. ShareBare should remain 500 feet away from time at all…times. .....Any damage to eternity will be settled financially with payments continuing forever.
..... Maybe....No. Eternity remains forever. Besides that, time heals all wounds and would eventually fix itself. ......Maybe....Yes. .......Now fuck off and give me my points before you wind up in the emergency room waiting for eternity to pass.....Mister Clean

From Cocomum
JLP...?????.....In the words of Pauline Hanson “Please Explain”

From Master Cygnet
it sounds as though sharebare needs to get a grip on the sherrin..!

From ELjai
W ho is ShareBare..?? ...Time is everlasting not even ShareBare can change that. ..!!

From Gladstone Gal
JLP....I am starting to think that this tipcomp thing of yours is a tad shonky. .......The plot has thickened.
F irstly JLP endeavoured to put a block on initial login in and it was only due to my passion for the quest for acceptance and success that the JLP tacticfailed. .....Now despite my having sent my answer to the GallupPoll prior to departure for my most recent blind date in Perth I find, upon my return, that my GalluPoll answer has been ignored. .....To ensure I receive the four points I will try again to emit my answer - "Love is the emblem of eternity it confounds all notion of time, everything in life is temporal and that's eternal"...!!
So I say if ShareBare wants to come on a blind date with me he will have to wait for eternity... Gladstone Gal

From Dick Dozy
Hey JLP...I'm in Tasmania. I think what you told me was wrong....I haven't seen anyone with two heads.

From Joe Kool
So Sharebare is killing time huh, if he needs some life tips then I might be able to help him. .....Tell him to buy a skateboard, some baggy shorts and some bling and hit the skate parks with the dudes who are living life.

From FruitTingle
JLP....nobody can kill time not even Sharebare.

From UnderPar
Sharebare needs to go to the oval kick the sherrin around and count how many ways the footy can bounce at different angles, twists & turns... report back to fellow tipsters with the stats.. which may enhance his tipping results and turn his time - wasting into self - active enjoyment.

From Hardyakka
C’mon JLP, anybody that reads all that G’poll crap is killing time whether they know it or not.
..who cares what I think – gimme the points.

From SnawMilla
So ShareBare is just wasting his time on the planet huh......killing time huh......well he could be affecting us all. If God is watching he might think we have lost interest in earth and the human race and then decide to do something about it like hit us with a giant asteroid. ...Yep, and then eternity is finished...everything..!! ...Finito.

From FastForward
Eternity was very, very seriously damaged (methinks permanently) when Reality TV was invented therefore ShareBare can do or not do whatever he wants....it matters little.

From Hitman
I dont know who ShareBare is but if hes killing time someone should knock some sense into him...If you can't find anyone down south to do that gimme a call.

From Chief Nerd
Google has no answer for this question.
Therefore Sharebare, time and eternity must not exist. .....The ultimate answer is, of course, "42".

From Macman
No ! ...Killing time is like pruning, it does time good to get some of the chaff removed. ...It will grow back stronger.....of course it is possible to do to much pruning.......so sayeth Macman.

From Neo
Hey Saint....tell JLP I have never got an email from him so I ain't gonna send him one.

From TheSaint
JLP... an interesting concept to be sure... nothing to do with Sharebare damaging the space/time continuum but with the fact that JLP is thinking about the idea of living forever!! ..Sharebare can only damage the present and therefore has no impact on our future... BUT as all tipsters know... JLP has control of the past/present and future and therefore the thought of him being with us forever is comforting... NEO has asked me many times how tipsters who have forgotten to put their tips in on time can suddenly have their tips put in after the start of the games by JLP!!!... I rebuke the blasphemy of NEO and inform him of the obvious... JLP is not bound by the constraints of mortal man and has travelled back in time to ask "said" tipster what their tips might be and has forgotten to put them in on time himself and therefore is adjusting his error as to not destroy the fabric of space and time itself... we need to thank JLP for adjusting these tips and maintaining the balance of the world... Thank you JLP for knowing last week that I wanted all the "away" teams and not coming to my rescue... truly you are a genius!!! 6 points was exactly what I wanted... 10 points the week before + 6 points last week + (my future in JLP's hands) = winning AFL2008 by 1 point... JLP reminds me once again to be humble and not win by more than I have too... the pain must come before the victory run home... thank you JLP!!... Rev. Saint...

From SnapShoota
Who gives a shit what ShareBare does with his time ?
It might take him eternity to figure out hes wasted his life on meaningless activities.

From Kane Tode
Sorry guys ShareBare unknown to me but as with all things I Google and what did I find...!! .....Nothing.!!

From Kernel Bogey
F!@#k Eternity, if I slip ShareBare a 50, will he kill Fibber McGee instead..???

From Stallion
From memory, Eternity was a word written on Sydney pavements from a man called Arthur Stace. Eternity states that we can all SHARE a part of our life or story in some way for future generations.
So does ShareBare actually SHARE anything that could possible be used for generations to come.?
I don’t believe that killing time will be one of them ???

From Fibber McGee
JLP... 2 comments
1. I am going to pretend that I am the Melbourne Demons, mate cause they WILL do anything just to get 4 points…………for the season
2. Why do youcall it a Gallop pole..??? ....Cause that is what I would do with David Gallop.
He can’t even spell pro-active let alone be it, so I would stick a pole right up David Gallop!!!

From Connie Khorde
As I sit here sipping my cosmopolitan and painting my nails, waiting for the soapies to start as the golf course is closed to women and housework doesn't appeal, I ponder the question put forth. ....For one, who is ShareBare and is he worth knowing? .....Killing time is a skill which is practiced by many and mastered by few. .....Damaging eternity I doubt, damaging to ones health, more than likely. .....Connie Khorde

From Stu Pitt
...and finally my answer...if only I paid more attention...as for the question...easy 4 points...
... as for ShareBare...I have no idea who he is but know he is no good.!

From Bozo's Brother
JLP....please advise which email address you are using for me.

From JLP
I wish I hadda given NetStalkers response.

Our Round.19...AFL2006 GallupPoll question, for three AFL2006 points, is.....
Why won't you win AFL2006....What went wrong for you this year??"

From RunningSmoke
Who say's I can't win you softcock..!! .........
I'm beating you and that other tosser LeftTee. .......That's two cases of beer I've won..!!
I have won already..!!!!! .......You on the other hand are dead and buried.......bring on AFL2007.

From Partner
The only reason I won't win this year is because my tipping has been as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.

From Snapshoota
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From SnawMilla via Snapshoota
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From HollywoodHunk
Yea....right...what chance do I have of winning....it's halfway thru round.22 and I have just worked out there has been a GallupPoll question on the site for the past three weeks already.....what chance have I got..??

From Mozart
I will not win because I listen to LeftTee when I put my tips on. .....This is not a clever thing to do.
LeftTee has said he will make up for his bad tipping advice to me this year by giving me his golf winnings for the next six months. ......Therefore JLP please do not fix your putting for at least the next 25 weeks.

From Hardyakka
Q....What went wrong..???
A.....Hardyakka couldn't convince JLP to not give a point to all the idiots who couldn't pick a draw.
Q....Why won't Hardyakka win..??
A....Cause JLP gave a point to each of the idiots who couldn't pick a draw.

From MoonGoon
Ain't it great to see the Paki's get busted by an Ozzie for scratching their balls in the old country.

From 9Teen66
I Can't win 'cause fate has left me always behind the eight ball.
You don't believe me...???? ........Look at round.22......
.....I picked every winner...but I couldn't pick St. Kilda...(for the first time ever since I joined this poor excuse for a tipping comp..!!!)...because I hadn't used my wildcard on the dopey Brisbane Lions. ....End result for round.22....14 points instead of 16+5 bonus points.....AND...ontop of that...I lost 5 points because the dopey Lions lost by a highly predictable 50 plus points....!!! .....And that is just one of the 22 weeks.

From Barbell Barby
I don't give a rats arse who wins or why I won't as long as St. Kilda are in the grand final.

From PuntersPal
Whaddya talking about....???? .....Who says I'm not gonna win..??

From VodkaBoy
Gravity won't get you high.

From Pettygrew
The only reason I won't win AFL2006 is because the finals are coming up and I have a 100% loss ratio as a finals captain.....as LeftTee and LowWatermark would happily confirm.
I would, however, like to draw your attention to the fact that I will finish AFL2006 in a position superior to both LowWatermark and LeftTee which I sincerely hope will seriously piss them off.

From WetandWild
Who the hell cares about me..??

From Ladder69
After much reflection on the matter I first thought I wouldn't win because of that weekend in early May with the drunken experiments involving a cat, six litres of vodka, a washing machine, a block of swiss cheese and four hours of Skyhooks Greatest hits.....then I realised that the reason I won't win is because of the French.

From RooBoy
I dropped three wildcards early in the piece....this left me with nothing but last place to play for.

From FastForward
Hey JLP.....you noticed how RooBoy is trying to win the woodie by cheating .

From Fibber McGee
JLP....can you make sure Kernel Bogey doesn't win any prizes this year.

From Kernel Bogey
Mate....do me a favour....try and make it so Fibber McGee doesn't win anything.

From GhengisTal
I won't win because I follow the Hawks.....admittedly I did use a few of the wildcards at the wrong time...but when all is said and done....I follow the hawks...and that is a tough cross to carry to victory in a tipcomp.

From SirGee
What a stupid question........I didn't pick enough winners you wanker.

From Adonis
Onya rang and said there is a GallopPoll question ...(what's that..??)........I couldn't find it anywhere.

From Adonis
My dog helped me find the question Onya rang about....
I will win the footy tipping comp if....
.... Collingwoood win the next 3 games,
....Hawthorn win - my last wild card....and ....
The pies go well in the Finals.

From Stickhead
I can't send you an answer to the GallupPoll 'cause I'm still trying to source a computer.

From Onya
I won't win 'cause I couldn't cope with JLP being outa the country.

From ElJai
I went to Fiji and hooked a 70kg Fijian blackie.....had such a good time I forgot all about AFL2006.

From TeaSea
The first thing that went wrong was ever joining this fucked up tipping comp.
Second thing is living in the same suburb as JLP
Third thing is having to put up with the late night revelry of JLP's bastard kids VodkaBoy and HareJelly while JLP and Ozipom gallivant all over the globe on our footie subs money.
Who gives a fuck about tipping comps any way.

From Sid Knee...(After the Cats round 20 win over Sydney).
Geelong is a dirty hole.

From Netstalker
Netstalker won’t win because whilst surfing for porn I've picked up some sort of virus which makes me select the Dockers when they lose and the opposition when they win.

From Wheels
I just keep picking the wrong teams....I can't win the AFL2006 Wettie and won't win the AFL2006 Woodie.
Maybe I'll get lucky and win myself a woodie outside of AFL2006

From Blue Vicar
What went wrong for me in AFL 2006?

Not hard to work out - it's the brittle Blues, who've made any possible success very sour with another likely wooden spoon. ...Supporting the Blues is more painful than listening to Sav Rocca's attempts at a coherent sentence in English. .....The Blues (or, as they'll soon be known, the Fevolas - the one-man team) constantly find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. .....And, just for variety, they choose a different quarter every week in which to turn up their toes.

From Lumbermack
I won't win because I was stupid enough to believe The Saint when he said the Roos would win the comp.

From ShareBare
Listen you fucking dickhead - I haven't fucked up this year.
What don't you understand about being beaten by Sharebare.???

From JimB
I couldn't cope with Onya not coping with JLP being outa the country....that was it for me.

From FastForward
I wont win because I introduced thinking into my tipping. .......Stupid.!! ...Stupid.!! ....Stupid.!!...

From Lunatick
I'm not going to get the Woodie in AFL2006 for the same reason that I am late in sending this GallupPoll answer....I have been toooooo busy this year. .....Watch out for me next year.

From Stallion
JLP...you cheatin' bastard....Just thought I would let you know that, unlike AFL2005, I have successfully completed all my bloodly wildcards this year...shame it won't win me any cash !!!!!

From JLP
"I won't win AFL2006 because my tipping this year has been as useless as a cheque from Wazzadon."

Our Round.17 GallupPoll question, for three AFL2005 points, is.....

" Which Tipsters do you think will win this years most prestigious AFL2005 prizes…......
...... The Woodie….The Wettie…The Winner..??" .............
.When responding to the GallupPoll Tipsters are encouraged to give reasons for nominating their ‘winning’ selections.....(before 7/8/2005 if you want 3 points.)

From Mozart
JLP....I think your brain has totally packed up when I read all the crap you write.

From ChessPest
Of course the winner will be Chesspest....I have just noticed that I have not used my fucking Queen yet!

From WetandWild
Woodie - too many to pick from at this stage.
Wettie - goes hand in hand with my name and my demeanour - so must be me.
Winner - anyone but JLP......please..!!

From (a poetic) Fibber McGee
I’m sitting here watching Tommy Lee
banging Pammy Lee
thinking the winner will be Tea Sea
Wettie being Gee Gee
with the Woodie
going to myself from Left Tee.

Now you see
Why on bended knee
Naked and free
I have no chance of winning, not me
Fibber McGee

From Comrade Gagarin
Winner – TeaSea…He is too consistent.
Wettie - I don't support mediocrity.
Woodie - Too sad to even contemplate.

From KernelBogey
JLP.....From The KernelBogeyman
Winner will be SNAPSHOOTA---cos he's coming first
Woodie will be ELjai-----cos he' coming in the middle
Wettie will be GEE GEE---cos he's coming last

….I know you think I am a retard…!!

Sorry JLP (I'm not really), I made a mistake in my first GallupPoll…..here we go again

From The KernelBogeyman
Winner will be SNAPSHOOTA---cos he's coming first
Wettie will be ELjai-----cos she' coming in the middle
Woodie will be MACMAN---cos he's coming last

And yes I AM a RETARD….!!!!!!

From Vodkaboy
I have to win.....I need the money.

From SirGee
Snap Shoota - the Winner.
GeeGee - the Wettie
MacMan - the Woodie
(And....FYI....after Richmond last weekend I couldn't give a stuff who wins the footy.)

From Dragon
I don't care....I'm on holidays.

From Cocomum
Next year the Wettie will be mine.

From KrustyRoll
I don't care....my computer packed up six weeks ago.

From GhengisTal
Winner: Snapshoota
Wettie: Onya
Woodie: Macman

From HareJelly
I hope that I win.
I hope Cocomum wins the Wettie.
I know FastForward wants a Woodie.

From NetStalker
Woodie : - I don’t look at the bottom of the ladder where the serious losers hangout
Wettie : - Whoever gives JLP a …..????
Winner : - It won’t be me so I don’t really care

From a frustrated Stalker who can’t tip for shit

From BlueVicar
Winner will be PerryWhite....at least that's how he will report it in the papers....the Murdoch organisations never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ......For the Wettie I pick the englishwoman Ozipom who will do better than the English cricketers. .....KiwiBob will win the Woodie because he, like me, supports a losing team.

From LunaTick
Woodie......me.
Wettie .......any woman who looks at me.
Winner......Gotta be my mate JLP for putting up with Ozipom.

From Wheels
No doubt, Onya will be the winner, as she is the best runner but slow out of the box.
Then, obviously, the Wettie will be won by Onya, of course.
The Woodie, Wheels, as too much cruising on water and tipping while tipsy.

From MoonGoon
Any fool can ask a difficuly question....but it takes a genius to answer one.

From KiwiBob
Could the Winner of the Wettie be a Woodie..??

From SnapShoota
The Woodie will go to KiwiBob who, like most Kiwi's loves coming from behind.
The Wettie will go to my old Coffs Harbour mate BaldEagle...(FYI....he's not a shiela...just acts like one..JLP)
The Winner....I would like to say me....but I may have peaked too early....as LeftTee will tell you I has been my problem for the last couple of decades......It may be Stallion, the Tipster who appeared from nowhere.

From YellowPeril
VietKwan wil win. ......Onya for the Wettie. ......And it would be good for ShareBare, that good Tipster of other Tipping Competitions, to get the Woodie so he can have some sort of prize.

From PuntersPal
I am trying to win. .....Woodie should be MacMan.
Wettie will be the lady who gets her hands on the biggest hose.

From RooBoy
Winner.....LeftTee
reason.....He's played all his wildcards and the other Tipsters will collapse around him.
Wettie.....GeeGee
reason.....The only Tipster I know is female...(Though the gender of several Tipsters is very suspect).
Woodie....Macman
reason.....anyone who submits tips with the contempt MacMan does must certainly finish last.

From KaneTode
Bring on the polls......I need the points.

From JimB
.....don't forget the GallupPoll....I suspect a few will miss it.

From Onya
JLP will win because he stacks the odds.
....excuse my modesty....but Onya will win the Wettie.
MacMan for the Woodie.

From ELjai
I hope JimB will win...'cause Father knows best....and 'cause he'll give me some money if he does.
Onya will win the Wettie. .....And surely MacMan will win the Woodie.

From FruitTingle
ELjai will win because I want her to.
Wettie is Onya's.
Woodie is MacMan's.

From JimB
Onya will win because she likes being on top.
GeeGee wil win the Wettie....I know that from my own observations.
No question....Macman for the Woodie.

From LeftTee
Mozart should win the Woodie 'cause he has no idea about sport.
Ozipom looks to have the Wettie between the legs....or in the bag anyway.
(Anyone who can put up with JLP 24/7 deserves some sort of prize.)
Winner....SnapShoota....the man who doesn't like to open his wallet and who, according to his wife, spends more time researching his footy tips than working at his partnership.

From RunningSmoke
JLP will win this year....he has the enthusiasm, the experience and the opportunity to massage the figures.
Wettie...is interesting. Mozart should win it because he is a two timer and cannot pick which side he wants to play on. LunaTick is a dead set cert for the Woodie because he doesn't give a shit.

From ChessPest
I need good karma.

From Wazzadon
KiwiBob has the wherewithall to dive gracefully to the khyber end of the Tipcomp.
The Wettie looks safely in Cocomum's grasp.
The Winner....yours truly Wazzadon off course....the best Tipster never to have won. ...This year I'll be gloating.
Mate.....cheque's in the proverbial mail tomorrow....for sure and certain.....(It wasn't...JLP)

The above is of two Tipsters in AFL2005.
Disgusting, isn’t it.
One of the worst pictures JLP has ever seen on the ‘net.

The GallupPoll question, which must be responded to before May 8th, is……
" Identify the two Tipsters in the above picture. .....What, if anything, are they thinking?"
( Responses from AFL2005 Tipsters will be posted below as they are received. )

From Hal2005
VietKwan and YellowPeril thinking "what will Confucius say..?"

From ShareBare
"JLP...you're at it again with your cheating GallupPolls you fu*king prick...is it you licking yourself.??"
" PS.... I've no idea what they're thinking...thank goodness."

From LeftTee
I think it'sRooBoy and JimB celebrating their poor showing in AFL2004.
(Some Tipsters can be drawn to the other side if they read your weekly tallyroom trash too much.)

From ChessPest
" It looks like JLP cleaning his newly born, but overweight, RooBoy. "

From PuntersPal
" Hey JLP....one thing for sure and certain...it couldn't be any aussies.
Must be two of the overseas boys....maybe Mozart and ChessPest ..??"

From Wazzadon
"I believe it to be none other than JLP and Partner...(on the right) with Partner thinking
stop smiling and just kiss me you fool."

From TheSaint
"Who else would wear red and white except swans supporters........I think it is a picture of RunningSmoke and Numbers thinking where else can we get more swans supporters to have a lick with."

From MoonGoon
"The Pope.....???
Clint Eastwood...???
All or none of the above. ......Who cares.....I am going to send you a picture of me to post..!!"

From Kane Tode
"Deformation laws prevent me from making a judjement as to who the two elves in the picture are....suffice it to say that the one with the tongue could surely be putting it to better use elsewhere."

From BlueVicar
"I have no idea who the Tipsters are.....though both are obviously in need of counselling...or a confessional box...or both. The Tipster on the right is thinking..."I wish I had never taken this quality control job with Gillette."

From LowWatermark
"I think it's RooBoy licking Jim Beam off JimB's cheek....I guess they ran out of glasses."

From RooBoy
"I reckon its Brownose trying to lick the ear of BlacktownPete but getting a bit of cheek instead.
Both their minds are blank.....as usual."

From Onya
"It's JimB trying to clean up FruitTingle."

From GhengisTal
"I have no idea who these Tipsters are....but by the happy look of the Tipster on the right he must be thinking 'after all these years why haven't I batted for the same team before this'.."

From HardYakka
"This picture should not be viewed after eating..!!....It is obvious that it is the AFL2004 christmas party where Brownose was observed doing what 'comes' naturally, licking HeadPrefects arse...at least it looks like his arse.

From Fibber McGee
"Question is too hard. ....Can I have fifty fifty....or phone a friend on this one..??"

From FruitTingle
It's gotta be VodkaBoy and Wazzadon thinking it feels 'this' good to be on top of the Ladder."

From Kernel Bogey
"I'd know them ugly bastards anywhere..!!! ... It's FruitTingle and his mate Latekummer thinking about FibberMcGee's butt cheeks."

From ELjai
"It's Partner and JimB out on the town celebrating their big win against Collingwood last week."

From JimB
"It's WetandWild giving SirGee a tongue job....(again)."

From Ozipom
"JLP....That really is a disgusting picture.....you should go back to looking at porn."

From DeeMan
"FastForward (tongue exposed) is incapable of thinking while HardYakka is thinking I asked for a %#@*%* not a wet salami."

From Stickhead
"It just has to be two swans supporters trying to work up some enthusiasm about something other than the swans."

From YellowPeril
" JLP this is another example of why western society sucks...or in this case licks"

From KiwiBob
" I'd guess that it would be BaldEagle and RunningSmoke thinking I love these fleecy lined caps.....
.......They bring out the animal lover in me."

From Multivac
"Is it GeeGee and Dragon in drag..??"

From LunaTick
"Life's good at the top.!"

From NetStalker
"Who's my daddy.....as Brownose admires Stallion."

From GeeGee
"I agree it is disgusting....looks like two wannabe tipsters auditioning for "Queer Survivor."

From Brownose
"JLP...those two are obviously JLP and Macman watching some crackwhore porn behind closed doors at the video store"

From KrustyRoll
"I have no idea who these two are.....but the picture screams at me 'GET A ROOM'."

From Comrade Gagarin
"Clearly the two Tipsters shown are VodkaBoy and YellowPeril, unafraid of showing their man love, celebrating their early and premature good form in AFL2005."

From VodkaBoy
"It looks suspiciously like HareJelly and VodkaBoy taking brotherly love to the next level."

From Madame DiDi
"I'm new at this..!!!....How would I know..???....Give me a break.

From HareJelly
"Don't believe VodkaBoy. ......It's two seedy guys who shouldn't be in AFL2005. Kick 'em out."

From Cocomum
"It could be anyone....Bald Eagle...Hollywood Hunk.? JLP....your choice in friends gets worse and worse."

From TeaSea
"It would have to be Multivac and Stallion...thinking 'I've shown you mine now you show me yours'.
JLP...you must wish you had a tongue like that...you would pass every exam ever set.....
....maybe you have....maybe you do."

From Lumbermack
"I am guessing that it is Brownose and GeeGee with Brownose thinking 'I'll find that GeeGee spot soon'".

From SirGee
"JimB's galluppoll response as to who is sucking whose face is correct....it is wetandWild giving SirGee a tongue job, yet again. ......What a pity JimB's tipping is not as astute as his observations."

From WetandWild
"JLP....you promised me that those photo's would not end up on the stupid firking AFL2005 website.!!!
You prick.....my lawyers will be in contact with you to return the rest of my photo's."

From RunningSmoke
"I've seen some pretty rough stuff on the net but these two take the cake. .......They are definitely front runners for the Santa float at next years Mardi Gras."

From Wheels
"How would I know who it is.....I don't go to those sort of parties.I'm guessing it is JLP smiling as he thinks what will SirGee do next and SirGee thinking your sweat tastes better than the cheap beer you are buying him..!!"

From Partner
"It seems to be VodkaBoy giving JLP a taste of what he has got up to in the UK. ....Clearly JLP is wondering what he has been missing and quite probably recalling his own touthful days in London."

From Mozart
"David Beckham licking Kasparov thinking we don't know each others game...but licking is part of the tactics."

From HeadPrefect
"Looks to me like GeeGee being licked by a pissed young santa...(VodkaBoy).
As far as thinking is concerned...none...it looks like the lights are on but there's nobody home."

From Scarlett
"it must be Fruity Tingle sidling up to the Blue Licker.
Judging by the looks on their faces they have been reduced to thinking....any port in a storm."

From SnapShoota .....via LeftTee
"Hey LeftTee.....what a fantastic stroke of luck....my computer firewall has shut out AFL2005"

From FastForward
"Easy.....It's VodkaBoy and Brownose.....and obviously they aren't thinking."

From HollywoodHunk
"Gene Simmons wannabees.......A couple of 'Home and Away' strays at the logies after party...???
My moneys on HeadPrefect and Latekummer."

From Perry White
"Stop the Presses.......GhengisTal and ComradeGagarin.....The commies have raised their heads again.!"

From 9Teen66
"If this is an example of Christmas in May....let's leave it in December"

From Dragon
"LowWatermark.....Lumbermack.....don't know...don't want to know.....just gimme my three points."

From Macman
"It's at trick photo. .......There is only one Tipster in the photo.....it's Brownose and his inflatible doll Gloria.
Brownose is just trying to fix yet another puncture...!!!"

From JLP
"Now that Tallyroom personnel have received our blackmail money I ain't saying."

GallupPolls.....
An Insight To Tipsters.

For reasons unknown many Tipsters, a month or so after our annual AFL competition gets underway, are embarrassed and disgusted to be associated with footie tipping or AFL or even JLP.

Judging by years gone by, some Tipsters will change their e-mail addresses mid competition to avoid even the slightest hint of having any association with JLP and the impartial, righteous, happy go-lucky, unbiased Tallyroom personnel.

Some Tipsters will overreact, go to defcon red, and change their ISP.
(In 2001 two Tipsters totally lost it and terminated their connection to the net.)

What reason could Tipsters have to leave mid-comp…??
JLP and the Tallyroom team are damn close to being honest.!!

(…Note that despite the efforts of the sons of the Thought Police …..RooBoy and JimB……JLP has never actually been caught cheating.)

JLP just cannot understand why some Tipsters should disassociate themselves from the footie tipping.
Probably some sort of character flaw..!!

Unless...it is actually the Tipsters which drive the Tipsters away..!

This is a distinct possibility.   In evidence JLP presents, by way of a cut and paste job, samplings of a few GallupPolls of tipcomps gone by clearly indicating that most Tipsters have floors of flaws.
JLP

GallupPoll Responses From The Past

From SirGee….”So…the obnoxious JLP is back.   Take a point off Saint.     JLP……….As to my round 12 tips…Everybody knows that you cannot pick all games in a split round in the first week, you imbecile.       I am sending you my remaining round 12 tips on Friday and if you have one ounce of dignity you will allow me to chart my own demise with my own selections not those imposed by you and the cheating Tallyroom.”       ( Sorry SirGee, one ounce is just way too much dignity for JLP to part with all at once. )

From YellowPeril…JLP I have read your latest crude, vile essay.    You have sunk to an even more disgusting level.       No wonder Malaysia hates you guys.

From Jethro'sSister....“ Hey Saint – They’re running out of Kangaroo jerseys to wipe my ass with in here….could you send Careys down..!!

From a bitter and twisted Saint……”JLP….GO SCREW YOURSELF..!! “

From FastForward….” As long as he doesn’t call me I don’t care.!”